As the three of them approached the front gate of the Basillica, one of their guards had held his finger up to his lips and 'ssshhhhh'ed them. 'They are shooting up there,' he said. 'You come back in 15min or 30 minutes'...
Whaaat!
'If there's someone up there with a gun, I'm not going anywhere near it'... and in a moment of inexorable unity, the girls decided to beat a very hasty retreat...
We were only a few forkfulls into our Rogan Josh, when in came the girls, blabbering about someone with a gun, and there being a shooting at the Basillica.... you could hear a papadum drop.
As the story unfolded some of the local staff began to chuckle. 'I can't believe they're laughing, given that 'Mumbai' is so fresh in all our thoughts. Especially with Jude being a potential target'.
The chuckles gave way to laughter, and so the adventure found it's merry [not to mention 'safe'] end. The Basillica is a well known hotel, and numerous television/film directors love to use it for 'shooting' scenes from their top floor. The views down the valley are spectacular!
Needless to say, the girls gathered their dignity and their now swollen appetites and marched off to the Basillica - again. All's well that ends well.

2 comments:
very funny - I would've done the same Jude! Jane B
I assume they were using blanks!!??
CG
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